This was our very first Eurovision show!

Ah....the memories.

Highlights included a dancing bear on stage, an audience member
in full lederhosen, a Eurobean snack buffet, and a giant
set of hand painted Russian dolls!!

After the all the votes we're counted and relayed
via satellite link up, it was Colour 2 Hot from Turkey
who went home the winners of the first
Hot Breath Foreign Tongues!

 

Here are all the acts that competed!!

 

     Our first Eurovision winner, Colour 2 Hot from Turkey!
Hotter than a charcoal grill these two danced their way to victory with their sexy moves and
mediterranean rhythms. Since winning Foreign Tongues they have relocated to the UK and
now run a successful kebab shop and karaoke bar in Bognor Regis!

 

  We were next treated to some rock und roll courtesy of our German entry, Doppledenim!
Their passion for each other was only equalled by their passion for hard rock and denim.
Featuring shit hot choreography and the shortest denim shorts we've ever seen on a man,
Doppledenim took no prisoners and stormed to a third place finish.

 

Holy frijoles it's our latin lover Carlos Conquesos from Spain!
Despite offering the ladies red roses and performing in his bare feet, Carlos failed to win over
the crowd. Since coming 5th in Foreign Tongues Carlos has since quit the music business to
pursue his dream of making jewelry inspired by Native American Indians. He is available to hire
for romantic meals and moonlit walks along the beach.

 

 

Next up was our animal loving entry from Finland, Blonde Movement!
Hailing from a tiny village in the Finnish wilderness, this was the first time she had
ever performed in front of humans! She enchanted the crowd with an electro folk tale
about the beauty inside all of us. As an added suprise she was joined on stage by
a dancing bear!

 

Mumsilly baba it's eurodance superstars Machoman from Denmark!
Machoman performed their smash hit "Wookie Wookie" had the entire crowd screaming
for a second helping of their food related bubblegum dance pop. According to recent
reports, Machoman now hosts Demarks most popular topless cookery program. 
food related lyrics.  

 

 Kalinka from Russia were last to compete on the night and definately did not disappoint!
Complete with wireless mics, strobe lights and set of 8ft high Russian dolls that revealed
a special vodka fuelled suprise, these Russian ravers brought the house down with their
Cossack techno dance party. In the end they came second, being narrowly defeated by
only a few points by Turkey.  

 

Oi! Last but not least, these filthy punx did the UK proud by shouting profanities, spitting
on the crowd and giving two fingers up to pretty much everything. They were the first act
to hit the Foreign Tongues stage and in true British Eurovision style they came in last place.
Rumour has that they are now both investment bankers.